1. You want to stand out from the crowd (Nicaragua,Bolivia,Venezuela,Cuba...Ecuador,Paraguay...You get the hint.)
2. You think having enough eggs and bread for your family is a-okay!
3. Because there's "a struggle underway today on the continent, where a crop of leftist leaders with authoritarian tendencies have risen to power through elections, defied the status quo and tested the bounds of democracy." *
4. You want to be like Honduras when you grow up.
5. You think Zelaya's hat is ridiculous.
6. You think Chavez's EXISTENCE is ridiculous.
7. Happiness is being an uncensored news source... (Globovision.)
8. Jaime Bayly has brainwashed you for the better.
9. Being ruled by a man in yet another hat and dirty beard for 40 plus years is getting dull and frustrating and you want a little bit of democratic spice in your life!
10. You just want to be free.
*Quote: Tracy Wilkinson, Los Angeles Times in "How a president is overthrown."
